Thursday, September 5, 2013

Baby Momma Talks in Her Sleep, Pt. 3

Just like in Part 1 and Part 2, Cerise talks in her sleep and I record what she says. As mentioned before, these aren't supposed to be clever or funny. They're just things she has said in her sleep.

"Nazis. Just going through everyday stuff and trying to convince them with the bikes so we don't have to have them in the apartment." 
July 17, 2012

C:  And when you're feeling lonely... (humming unrecognizable song). It came out recently. There's a country part to it.
L:  It sounds familiar, but I can't recognize the lyrics...
C:  I know what you're doing. I'm not dead.
July 19, 2012

"The fact that he thought of a compass first means that he's thinking of work." 
August 3, 2012

Cerise, not sleeping, excited about birthday parties.

"If I had an ipod I would turn it up. Remember that thing I showed you? Like if someone was grunting at the gym?" 
August 6, 2012

"We don't know any of the families from Elisabeth and Jaren's ward. Like when they did the sail thing. It was more expensive in the ward than they expected." 
August 7, 2012

C: I'm not doing extensions.
L: You're not?
C: Yeah, hair extensions. I'm not doing them. That was the deal.
August 31, 2012

"Maybe the end of a teen's war attachment?"
October 1, 2012

Cerise, not sleeping, looking at stars with Yoshibaby.

"Thankful for Calvin. Thankful for our jobs and hair." 

October 9, 2012  (Cerise's sleepy prayer)

"That's exactly why you say no." 

October 16, 2012

C: I think we got our luggage right about now and it's got the big boxes.

L: Luggage? Where are you going?
C: Honey, you just want me to say something stupid so you can write about it.
October 16, 2012

Cerise fell asleep after teaching swim lessons. The kids definitely noticed. (Cerise asleep, top left)

C:  (Mumbling) She did quite the job.

L: Huh?
C: I said she did quite the job.
L: She did quite the job? 
C: Mm hmm.
L:  Who did quite the job?
C: Doctor.
L: Oh really. What kind of job did she do?
C: I dunno, we'll see whether it's a good job or not. I mean it just depends on how everything goes with this scar and traveling.
December 2, 2012

I had my phone handy to record the actual audio for the one directly above. I wish I had more. 

"Yeeeeeah. Feeeelers. Feeler mcfeelster. They're feelers."
December 22, 2012

"The McCubbins saw the deal."

December 23, 2012 (McCubbins are friends in our ward)

"What am I supposed to do?"

January 30, 2013

"Why cant you live normally, honey? You're up in the middle of the night packaging Calvin's escape food."

January 30, 2013

Cerise falls asleep doing Sudoku all the time. One of my husband duties is
to unclick her pen and take it away before we get blue ink all over the sheets.

"What are you going to name the kid?" 

March 2, 2013

"The water's sleeping in my crib, but not for long." 

March 7, 2013

"Can you turn off the light?" 

March 20, 2013 (All the lights were off)

C:  You didnt bring the welcome sign. 

L:   Where? 
C:  Gramma and grampa's. 
L:   What is it for? 
C:  To make people feel welcome.
April 18, 2013

Sometimes Cerise will start falling asleep while standing up.
Calvin also sometimes starts falling asleep standing up.

"Ooooh Sugoi!" 

August 17, 2013 (Means "Wow, amazing!" in Japanese)

"There's something I'm really paranoid about. What was that thing I'm really paranoid about?"

August 17, 2013

"I just want to fix it." 

August 29, 2013

"Weird. For some reason we're definitely falling off the couch."

August 30, 2013